Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! It be National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Now, it be fun an’ all, but it be makin’ f’r a shorter bloggy post. ‘Tain’t easy t’speak this way if ya dinna ken how by nature. Yarrrr.

I be workin’ on a new piece o’ clothin’, seein’ how as I ain’t got any. Yarrr. ‘Specially seein’ as winter be comin’ an’ all. Shiver me timbers (and th’ rest o’ me too!) This be a purty coat, wiv cables n’ all–just what Mad Bess Bonney (that be me, y’ken) needs t’ kiver her an’ keep them cold winds fr’m cuttin’ through. An’ the cables be kinda like ropes, so I be thinkin’ they be perfect. Yarrrr! Now I just be needin’ Cap’n Jack Sparrow f’r some company. ‘Tis more like I’ll be havin’ Cap’n Crunch, I be thinkin’.

Time for some grub ‘n’ grog. Be seein’ ye round, mateys!  Yarrr!